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20. Hakan Ünsal vs Rivaldo (Turkey v Brazil),
19. Jean-Claude Ducan Darcheville (Bordeaux v PSV),
18. Liedson (Sporting v FC Porto),
17. Bent vs flying teammate,
16. U-19 Women's WCH (Brazil v Nigeria),
15. Ben Johnson (UNICEF pro-celebrity soccer aid match),
14. David Beckham vs Rüstü Reçber (Turkey v England), the idiot
13. David Beckham vs Ricardo Pereira (Portugal v England), twice?
12. Jérémie Janot (Saint-Etienne v Istres),
11. Paul Robinson (Croatia v England),
10. Germán Burgos (Sevilla v Atletico Madrid),
9. Jonathan Gould (Celtic v Dundee),
8. José Reina vs Andy Johnson (Everton v Liverpool),
7. Jerzy Dudek vs Diego Forlan (Liverpool v Manchester United),
6. René Higuita (England v Columbia),
5. Goalkeeper scoring a last-minute solo goal,
4. Denilson (Turkey v Brazil),
3. England bench (Alan Shearer, Michael Owen, Jamie Redknapp, Stephen Bywater, Kevin Philips, James Beattie and Kieron Dyer),
2. Frank Rijkaard vs Rudi Völler (Holland v Germany),
1. Peter Devine (Lancaster City v Whitley Bay). 

Questions:

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?

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